Eighteen-year-old pseudointellectual jackass. Jewish, gay, and mostly cis/male. I am a member of a lot of fandoms, particularly Homestuck, Skulduggery Pleasant, and Paranatural. Ask me if you need anything tagged. Finally, my brain is fucked up in various fascinating ways, so expect occasional readmored breakdowns which I will not censor for anyone's comfort; the tags which indicate such breakdowns are "blacklist" and "psych shit", but if you're easily offended or upset by other people screaming obscenities at themselves and the world you might just want to avoid my readmores in general. Holy shit that's a long and insufferable sentence. I'd say I'm usually less of an ass, but I try to lie more believably than that.

 

forcefields:

it’s so weird that we call our loved ones things that we eat
sugar… pumpkin… honey… baby…

(Source: vanillish)

cuntphrase:

unpopularqueen:

I LITERALLY STRUGGLE TO BELIEVE THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVNT TRIED TIM TAMS, VEGEMITE, FAIRY BREAD, WIZZ FIZZ, CHICOS, MINTIES AND CARAMELLO KOALAS
U R MISSING SK MUCH

are those street names for drugs

moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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