Hi I'm Joe what's up. 18, Jewish, gay, and of weird gender. (Sometimes something approximating male, occasionally something approximating female, usually "get me the fuck out of this prison of gendered flesh".) I am a member of a lot of fandoms, particularly Homestuck, Skulduggery Pleasant, and Paranatural. If you feel like you should offer to talk about it, I don't want to talk about it.



yea i have a real girlfriend. her names… mysterious. mysterious blood pyramid. she goes to a different school


i got a nosebleed from thinking about teh yaoiz in the middle of class again ;/


you know what i think you need


a shark wearing a maids outfit

you’re welcome

Elsewhere, someone might have said ‘It’s just books! Books aren’t dangerous!’ But even ordinary books are dangerous, and not only the ones like Make Gelignite the Professional Way. A man sits in some museum somewhere and writes a harmless book about political economy and suddenly thousands of people who haven’t read it are dying because the ones who did haven’t got the joke.

The Last Continent, Terry Pratchett (via bookgirl91)


You know what they say! One man’s tragic flaw is another man’s pretty reasonable personality asset under the circumstances, I guess. Do…do they say that?