Overeducated seventeen-year-old gay douche. Senior in high school. White, male, and cis for the most part. (Cis/male for the most part, I mean. I'm really, really white.) I am a member of a lot of fandoms, particularly Homestuck and Paranatural. Ask me if you need anything tagged. I block people sometimes, especially if they make me uncomfortable and/or start a fight with me. Feel free to feel superior to me based on my use of this convenient and stress-reducing feature, because I really don't care (that's probably why I blocked you). It bears repeating that I AM GAY. People don't notice this, and being accused of homophobia is only properly hilarious a couple of times.
hi I’m jake smitty-reynolds from nebraska, and my wife jenny is about to give birth to our first child. if this post gets 1,000 notes I will name our child “memes”. this is not a joke. jenny wants to name the child “jimothy” and I can’t condone a name that ugly, so she agreed to this post. you got that one girl a fluffy chicken so please help and reblog
hi, I’m jake smitty-reynolds from nebraska. my wife jenny just gave birth to our first child, who we have named jimothy. if this post had gotten 1,000 notes before jimothy was born, I could have saved him from having such a terrible name an named him “meme”. because you have failed me he must live his whole life with a terrible, hideous name. I hope you are proud of yourselves