I’m soooooooo hungry I want domios pizza I want talkoyaki I want anything. Get me some fettuccine alfredo gimme that uh, that spicy spaghetti that ramen noodles anddddd I’d like a glass of milk please and some peanut butter and crackers and strawberries and a grille cheese… don’t forget the red pepper flapes…. I have a sweet tooth a salty tooth a sour tooth, all of my teeth all the food all for me I’m the delightful foodie with so much to see gimme a little bit of rice and sushi I want it now… a burger of a medium size a side of cruspy yumbly fries give it to me as I please and I’ll show you the Foodie’s Fantasy I’ll eat anything for dinnerspiration….a fond milkshake a BLT even though I don’t care for bacon … hot dog you name it i crave it, I save it I’ll savor it with an open mind I’ll try and I’ll and find , my food joy , the hidden glee , I haven’t been able to see , and for the record I wanna say I’m sorry, for Eating that tomato past when I should, it wasn’t good but I’ve learned mh lesson I won’t be messin if it’s past its due date, I know I don’t wanna waste but there’s danger in that taste, so see me turning over a whole new leaf, spinach leaf, romaine , I’m back to real life again and I just wanna give a shout out to those who believed in me even when I made food mistakes, you gave me a break and I will forever appreciate the kindness it took to see me at my worst , But now I’m well versed so PASS THE BRATWURST shout out to German ancestry, shout out to every country everywhere reppping best foods, I’m talking india ethiopia a foodie’s utopia. Let’s make dinner let’s make a move let’s make a stand let’s go international hand in hand eating every dish we can and when the plane lands - back in america that freedom land they’ll look at me and say, what a truly Hungry man.
You read about Ty Cobb and hear he was a total dickhead on the field and you’re like “Alright, how much of that is him being a competitor and how much is just genuine assholishness.” And then you see pictures like this
Just saw the word “underfed” written down and spent a good ten seconds trying to imagine what the state of being “derfed” could possibly be, and how one would go about undoing it, before it clicked.
“WW1 soldiers were underfed” fuck man… Not only they sent them off to a war, but then they took their derf away too?? Fucked up
Surely "ship" has entered common use as an independent word at this point and writing with an apostrophe violates some Gricean maxim, no? What clarity is gained by specifying that it is a hetero 'ship as opposed to a hetero ship? Would anyone think you were talking about a sailing vessel? Is it just nerd engagement bait?
